Ashley , Dillussional 18 year-old , Los Angeles, CA

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the perks of being an ugly piece of shit

(Source: saticfy)

e-e-r-i-n-e-s-s:

Beetlejuice (1988)

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle)

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental)

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars."

submissive-baby-girl:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

Gaston is suddenly not scary anymore.

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

nikktheconqueerer:

westbor0baptistchurch:

When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death

image

can we talk about that picture for a second

theabbieonfire:

MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS GIF AND I SPENT SO LONG TRYING TO FIND IT AND I OH MY GOD

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: emaciatinq)

THEME  by  ITZIAR DAMBORENEA