There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll never see coming. That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book.
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
are you from tennessee? because you’re the only
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∟ Day 9:♄ Sailor Saturn
"My guardian deity is the planet of silence. The soldier of death and rebirth, Sailor Saturn!"
the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrongI mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.
the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong
there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie